World Cup Funeral Home

In Loving Memory of

Netherlands

Cause of Death

Netherlands vibes failed the knockout stress test

“Beloved by fans, betrayed by the scoreboard.”

Buried by Chizinho

In Loving Memory of

IR Iran

Cause of Death

Hope died before the final whistle

“Here lies a campaign that needed one more miracle.”

Buried by Chizinho

In Loving Memory of

Haiti

Cause of Death

Defensive system disappeared

“Here lies Haiti, loved loudly and eliminated publicly.”

Buried by Yangcy

In Loving Memory of

Türkiye

Cause of Death

Türkiye vibes failed the knockout stress test

“Türkiye came with belief. The bracket came with receipts.”

Buried by Nao

In Loving Memory of

Italy

Cause of Death

Too much hope before kickoff

“The flag still waves. The campaign does not.”

Buried by Youdu

In Loving Memory of

Italy

Cause of Death

Penalty heartbreak

“They arrived with hope. Football handled the paperwork.”

Buried by Ash