World Cup Funeral Home

In Loving Memory of

Italy

Cause of Death

Too much hope before kickoff

“The flag still waves. The campaign does not.”

Buried by Youdu

In Loving Memory of

Italy

Cause of Death

Penalty heartbreak

“They arrived with hope. Football handled the paperwork.”

Buried by Ash

In Loving Memory of

Italy

Cause of Death

Football gods said no

“They arrived with hope. Football handled the paperwork.”

Buried by Ash

In Loving Memory of

Italy

Cause of Death

The Azzurri missed the bus

“more than a decade”

Buried by Yangcy

In Loving Memory of

Italy

Cause of Death

Italy vibes failed the knockout stress test

“Italy didn’t lose the World Cup. It lost the doorway.”

Buried by Udo

In Loving Memory of

Italy

Cause of Death

Qualification trauma relapse

“Catenaccio defended everything except fate.”

Buried by Anonymous Fan